It can't get any worse

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Oct 27, 2021

So I’m too afraid to go back and look but over the last two weeks, the picks I’ve given out have to be like 1-15 in this newsletter. Now, a lot of that is by design with longshot parlays. But even the “this has to hit” plays are losing because Penn State can’t gain three yards in seven tries against Illinois and their backup quarterback.

Me, drinking a lemonade Truly, watching that madness for 45 minutes:

Saturday vs. Illinois Was James Franklin's Worst Loss at PSU | Roar Lions Roar

The good news is Carter has been hitting at a decent rate. I guess miracles happen. As he would say, “I’m different”. Here’s a grainy picture to commemorate his winning week:

But now we move on. Shooters shoot, bettors bet. I need to see the ball go through the net this week, but you better believe I’m coming out gunning.

Expect a Carter Elliott edition of Cat’s Picks before the weekend.

Wednesday Night Need a Winner NBA Parlay: (+102)

Celtics ML vs. Wizards
Bucks ML vs. Timberwolves

Wednesday Afternoon Let’s Take a Shot Soccer Parlay: (+4508)

Manchester City ML
Liverpool ML
Leicester ML
Stoke City / Brentford DRAW
Burnlet / Tottenham DRAW

Thursday Night Bankroll Builder Special: (-114)

Coastal Carolina ML vs. Troy
East Carolina ML vs. South Florida
Arizona Cardinals ML vs. Packers

Friday Night It’s My Best Friend’s Wedding Bonus Fake Parlay: (+180)

OVER 14.5 tequila sprites drank by me
UNDER 6 minutes and 29 seconds for my Best Man speech

These are LOCKS but good luck finding them at a book.

Saturday:

Michigan State +4.5 vs. Michigan

I’m sprinkling ML here too, just think it’s ridiculously good value. The home team getting 4 points when I think this is a total toss up. Not saying they’ll win, but it’s just way too good of odds not to bet it at home.

Iowa +3 at Wisconsin

I’m sticking with my agenda that Wisconsin stinks. Iowa, despite the slip up to Purdue, should win that division. They have to win this game to do that.

Florida State +10.5 at Clemson

Clemson could be playing Lansing Catholic High School this week and I’d take the 10.5 points. Too much drama, not enough good football. FSU can hang with teams (see them beating North Carolina by three scores).

Sunday:

Can’t miss parlay: (-119)